The Essential Guide to Twin Cities Restaurants

Suzi says, "Your petty concerns of authenticity are irrelevant, buddy." A 20 oz. delirium of Redrum, secret syrup and a whole lime. Amazing! Served in a neato Psycho Suzi's mug.

Three tiers of dreams come true. Contains a whole bottle of prosecco, lots of rum, and various liquors and fruity nectars. Serves about 10, but is meant for two.

Never mess with a woman scorned. 48 oz. of liquor-on-fire nonsense. A cadre of booze and boozosity, with flavors of mango, pineapple, and orange. This bad gal comes in a fire breathing volcano bowl.

Booted out of the Psychology Academy of Molokai after one year, Suzi never forgot the lessons she learned. Their loss = your gain. A wallop of dark rum and bitter lime is proven depression management. Served in a classic suffering bastard mug.

Polynesian Paralysis: "a screaming desire not to work, not to do anything that requires any substantial effort either physical or mental." Hey, now that's the right attitude. Made with 4 different rums. Served in scary brown headhunter.

A dangerous and deadly potion. Various rums, 151 rum, some orange, pineapple and lime. Yep, this salty dog is served in a pirate mug. Down the hatch!

Everyday a distirbing spectacle of tyranny ensues. A gang of Elvis impersonators entices another virgin with fermented blue nectars, then throws her into the volcano...which is not very romantic. Served in a mean grean tiki with the cherry intact.

Roast chicken, red onions, fresh pineapple slices, and our spicy BBQ sauce with a plethora of mozzarella.

A heart attack on a plate, but at least you're living in the fast lane. Pepperoni, spicy sausage, Canadian bacon, ground beef...onions, green peppers, and lots of mozzarella.

Artichokes, spinach and tomatoes with our white wine and garlic sauce plus plenty of mozzarella.

Fresh basil, pine nuts, roasted garlic, provolone, mozzarella, and our tasty white-wine sauce.

Canadian bacon, pineapple rum-soaked raisins, and red onion atop a pile of mozzarella.

Spicy fennel sausage, red onions, roasted red peppers, feta & mozzarella with our house red sauce.

Roast chicken, onion, fresh tomato, feta, and mozzarella cheese over our white-wine sauce.

Battered and fried candy bar on a stick.

a.k.a. Make your own messy disaster. Chocolate bars, graham crackers, marshmallows, and fun.

Made with love by our neighbor's cows.

Bacon wrapped smokies in a bourbon brown sugar glaze.

Bacon wrapped shrimp with our spicy BBQ sauce.

The backyard party favorite, trashy but tasty.

Aunt Peggy makes 'em the classy Midwestern way!

A secret blend of beef, butter, and seasoning, topped with caramelized onion, provolone cheese, and red pepper mayo.

Custom blend beef topped with sauteed jalapenos & onions and pepperjack cheese. Served on a grilled sourdough bun.

Roasted pulled pork with BBQ sauce and vinegar slaw served on a baguette.

Sliced roast beef, melted provolone, sauteed onions and bell peppers with special sauce on toasted ciabatta.

Roasted eggplant, pepperjack cheese, red onion, and house red sauce on a toasted ciabatta.